All milky and lava-lamp-ish the street-lights reflecting on my big
red car bonnet as I curl it round at night all sound and echoing
engine against the cliff face slightly brick-ish. I’ve got
sunglasses on and can hardly see a thing. Big dance tunes. Roaring, I
am! I don’t know what the limit is and fuck it dump my leg on the
accelerator as I can’t feel it anyway.
I lose the side of
the thing on Trewin’s house gates. So now I’ve got to pay for
that on top of the rest. Another ten grand or something I’m not
keeping tabs.
I think I park
neatly but a few weeks later I’m told about a fair few flowers and
probably a fountain getting enraged at the battered, red, roaring,
disturbance I am. Looking up after rolling out all is white and lit
and ivy-strewn. Big view like sitting a half-inch from a television.
Stuff sounding like boxes getting moved and rainbows through the
front door and windows. And a speech-y white noise like everyone’s
excited.
I push in through
the front and everybody packs the room and is drinking. Some are
stuck to the floor and some aren’t so it evens out and is normal. I
see a few eyes swivel at me but mostly I see eyes swivelling back
into place and fixing on everybody else as object of the tongue. I
don’t look down and pupils suck in the light in waves I can see
across the linen-surface of faces being shook. The room gets
noticeably hotter for everybody, and the noise gets louder, and I
move and they move but there’s a tension between the lot of us now
and so long as I keep the strength in my jaw it’s up to them what
happens next. I’ve got to get to the other side of the room, beyond
the stairs that come out from the top like an arm turned upward and
exposed, little people dotted on it, so I stride confidently, hoping
to hijack nature. I’m too cool to act plain but too gone to rely on
that. Barely a personality at this point in this life.
But after a bit of
a vaporious lurch through the nice arms of the crowd and a few
necklaces admired I hit patio and the sound of water every now and
then and bubbles and body heat and there’s Trewin under a
multi-headed undulating industrial oil field of shaved glistening
legs and narrow fabric. He has a drink in each hand and two
cigarettes in his mouth.
“It’s gone
well, eh?” he says as the cigarettes bobble and hang. He takes a
swig from one of his glasses and a cigarette goes out in it and he
chokes.
From the left to my
view a dark haired woman in a long, blue dress who stands like a
statue takes one of my hanging arms and undoes a cufflink, replacing
it with one much the same but that glistens slightly more.
I stand but I don’t
know for how long but a curtain of people closes and now I’m
kaleidoscope and vintage in a room that has more light for how it's
all darker, if you get my meaning. Colour lights thick and drawing on
the wall and now I’m opening my eyes a little wider out of removal
and Seryn is holding me by the arms and sweating on me. This long
face takes the rest of the room to wherever its coming from and kind
of babbles, kind of acts like a sink. He’s looking around and he
loves the DJ and all kinds of animals are rubbing up against us.
Everybody’s scratching. Everybody’s dressed for sports.
“It’s gone
well, eh mate?” he says.
I feel a tickling
on the top of my feet and experts are removing my shoes and replacing
them with ones more comfortable. I slip out of them and they put
fresh socks on me too which are cool and refreshing. I never knew
about these problems.
And now I can pour
myself something from the shelf that’s a million miles long, I
think, and has a cupboard with the good stuff in that’s only for
when you’re really low on it already or really long on it and the
fun ain’t in the actuality of it any more, but only how much of it
there is, and you learn that wasting it is part of the getting it and
really the most important bit. And I see New James across the room,
sat at the long mahogany table and playing some game among tuxedos
and little counters meaning something only to those who’ve bothered
to count and care for them, like pets and demographics. I pour two
drinks and fly over to him.
“Another win,
Sir,” says a man with a voice as feeble and narrow as his
moustache, and the man across from New James, who I recognise as a
now destitute former owner of a record label who once snubbed us,
slams his fists against the table as everybody applauds and New James
smiles as I hand him a drink, which he pours into another one of a
different colour and then proceeds to drink in one go as everybody
applauds and says he is very clever. He looks at me with his red eyes
glistening.
“It’s gone
well!” he struggles to say.
I am dusted down by
expert hands who look at me with admiration. I pay no attention to
them and look off into the middle distance, vaguely uncomfortable but
pleasured. The feeling of many hands.
I take the elevator
down to the underground levels.
The doors open and,
rather than a ding, or any levellian announcement, I hear Ed’s
voice. “It’s gone well,” he says. I haven’t seen him for a
while, but the voice on the recording sounds younger than I’d have
thought.
The doors open
straight onto a hangar sized room. Ed is in the middle of it,
strapped, naked, onto a kind of hospital bed. Peoples from all world
cultures are writhing around him and on top of him, faces
disappearing and all kinds of geometry I’ve never seen beyond myth.
Exhausted and satisfied, many of them are reclined or dozing or
eating grapes on pillows and blankets that seem as soft as the skin
that’s on them. From here I can see thin wires coming from each of
Eds arms, each hooked up to a series of bags and monitors being
tended to by gentle looking doctors. Above us, contraptionised in a
kind of conical speaker shape is an orchestra, strapped upside down
into their chairs, playing Beethoven’s 2nd symphony.