Something prog, something new, something really massive and round, and nothing blue.

It used to be that I would wake up in the morning (read: afternoon), stumble over to my mess of a desk, and give my laptop a good old boot into the punctuated pit of the world-wide-web.  I had immediate and unbridled access to two things: new music and information. OK, let's be honest, three things.

It used to be that I was that guy in pub-tabled conversation:  'Have you heard the new bootleg-EP pre-release fan-fiction leaks from The Super New Underground Great Sound band?  No?  Oh man it's great you have to hear it blablabla...'

I haven't had consistent access to broadband internet since 2009.

Wipe the tears from your eyes, dear telecommunicative reader - I know it's upsetting, but we can get through this together.  You can start a facebook support group for each another while I make a collage of what I imagine that to look like.  I'll make it from scraps in the corner of my mud hut.

What all of this means (finally, a point) is that, unlike the rest of the 'cool', fully-wired Phoria crew who are inevitably on the cruising edge of the 21st century's bubbling musical pot, I have become something of a backwater fish.  

So, what are my habits then, when, after years without and for a limited time only, I do have access to broadband?

I indulge in old 70's Anglo-German prog with crazy sci-fi psychedelic album art, and get so consumed with pleasure that I feel compelled to share it on a collective blog:

Others may provide you with the new and the cool - I'll merely provide you with my own ugly truth.

Alas, there is little news from 'The Phoria'.  Most of us have been tucked into our little beds, sneezing and wheezing away.  It's convenient that this little spate of illness has been well coordinated.  Another winning idea, lads.  It's yet to be seen whether this initiative will improve our productivity. (NB. It won't).  That's government money saved.

We even, regretfully, had to cancel our appearance at the 'Festeaval' festival last weekend, where we were scheduled to appear alongside Bastille, one of my favourite new bands of the moment (thanks, Radio 6, for keeping me umbilically attached to the mainstream).  It's all quirky beats and bassy synth-arpeggiated fun,  so what's not to love?

Our much-promised EP is currently being rested (to be approached again with fresh ears) and we're focussing our efforts on preparation for the Olympic 2012 gig in Weymouth.

Here's a great example of what can be achieved using the set-up we're working with:

Good lord.

Wish us well.

Tim

Photoshoot-Festival Weekender

Greetings fellow earthlings! What a weekend we've had. Friday began with a photoshoot with new mentor Ciara in and around the lovely town of Frome.

Here's some shots I took from the first spot we found ourselves in - an awesome old attic space interspersed with rather odd artifacts...

Trewin is happy!

Friends

Stuffed mongoose and snake fighting - the usual

Jeb prepares his "photo-shoot" face.

View from the attic's rather disquieting door to nowhere

"If you go down to the woods today..."

Later on in the day Ciara took us to a derelict iron works situated by a river deep in the woods. The place was just beautiful, only to be ruined by 5 irksome musicians. Never-the-less we had a brilliant time and soon the shoot itself shall appear. We only hope we're as pretty as we pretended to be.

Saturday started with the predictable pre-gig hangover which was soon shook off and replaced with excitement for the imminent Festival of Art for Brazil in aid of Ephermal Brazil.

Nordic Giants set up

The night was a great success. A big thanks to everyone involved, including Nordic Giants and Andy Walker, who were both excellent.

Big plans for the future. Stay tuned!

Ed 

x

That was fun.

...right, Trewin?

Please remain seated.

This is my chosen view of the venue in Shaftesbury. After a hectic few days in and out of the many pittoresque towns of southern England (consorting with cameras and local folk) and a hectic few nights in the dwellings of those whose charity extends well beyond their endurance, I've taken to a nook with room for legs to stretch.

The new photos will be posted soon enough, but certainly not before all of my personal Adobe enabled demands are met. I'll tell you now that yes, I have been working out (my top tip? Wrestling robot bears).

Tonight we're playing with the mighty Nordic Giants, who are currently in the midst of their consistently entertaining soundcheck. Even here, tucked away and both-sides blindsided, Dai's drums are making my heart race with the anticipation of tonight's performance.

It's going to be a goody, and it's all in aid of Ephemeral Brazil- a charity worth your time and undivided attention. Go out there and find out about them!

I'll stay here, keeping the morale low.

Tim.

Phoria will be performing tonight at Shaftesbury arts centre from 8pm.

Rainy Btown

Weather has been horrible recently in Brighton but we have been busy rehearsing and coming up with new jokes. On that note, the song of the day goes to................

Jasmine by Jai Paul.   Beautiful down tempo-y song. SMOOTH

Night Night xx


Sez

The band room is alive...

...with the sound of intense practice on a sunday! A SUNDAY of all things! Take note, aspiring musicians- there is no rest for the wicked. Or the neighbours.

We've got a big week lined up- we're at The Blind Tiger club in Brighton tomorrow 23/4/12, then we're heading down to the south west (where this humble young scallywag was created) for a photo sesh and what we know is going to be a great gig at Shaftesbury arts centre on Saturday for Ephemeral Brazil, who provide help and hope to vulnerable women living in the slums of south america. We feel honoured to be a part of this worthy cause. Get your ticket here.

Lots to prepare for, then!

That must be why we're working on a Sunday.

A Sunday, of all times.

Honestly.

And I'm missing the snooker.

See you tomorrow!

Tim

Sharing is caring.

For your morning.



 

New monday.

It's a deliciously cold and rainy bank holiday, and we're holed up in Trewin's attic working on a delicious new setlist. There's nowhere I'd rather be on a day like today than here listening to delicate piano lines and pretty little guitar motifs.

Now all it needs is a bass line phat and heavy enough to melt time.

Right, guys?

Tim

A weak cough.

Don't worry- we're fine. I know we've been a bit quiet, but we've been having competitions to see who can squeeze Seryn into a Samsonite xSpace (even Ryanair are getting more expensive) and getting, like, so totally excited at the prospect of Ed's birthday (totally). We've been busy, yeah?

Not really.

Me, personally? I've been laying in bed drinking Bovril and watching UB40 videos on the 'musical television'.

The EP is, of course, still being tweaked and squeaked by Trewin into something lovely. We're still excited about people hearing it, and hope all your patience will be rewarded when it finally sees the light of day.

Jeb's also been beavering away, working on the exciting 360 degree visuals for our Olympic gig in August. It's been an absolute joy to see the fear and confusion behind those heavy eyes, the reliable matchstick of legal stimulation snapping them open as a shimmering screen pricks them a dry beetroot red. An absolute joy, I tell you. Don't worry - he loves it really.

Away from all my hard work, then- it's Ed's birthday!!

Happy birthday, Ed.

We've been too busy to organise anything for you, and besides we blew the celebration budget on those ballet dancing elephants for Trewin's party. They don't come cheap. (What a great party! Do you remember, Ed?)

So there we have it. Now you're all clued up.

And not a silly, gaudily packaged easter treat in sight.

Tim

Me Again!

I've been waiting for somebody else in the band to post a blog but obviously when you have :

*Trewin, too busy mixing our new EP, "Bloodworks" and occasional bike ride, 

*Tim, too busy looking up porn, drinking whisky while telling "believers" that god doesn't actually exist, 

*Ed San playing "Uncharted" and getting harassed by his young music students,

*Jeb trying to figure out how to use 360 visuals with 6.1 surround sound for our show at the Olympics in August,

considering all of those factors I guess I'm the only one who has enough spear time to post something on here.

Anyway I will be no longer doing "my favourite food" section as I received a sense mood that no one actually gives a s_ _ t about what I'd like to eat so I'm only going to post "my favourite song" from now on.

Toe - Mukougishi Ga Shiru Yume

Toe is a Japanese music group. While mentioned in many post-rock circles, their song structure and dynamics are similar to many popular math rock artists.

Toe is composed of Kashikura Takashi on drums, Mino Takaaki on guitar, Yamane Satoshi on bass guitar, and Yamazaki Hirokazu on guitar. Toe has formally played with this line-up since the band’s inception in 2000. They are currently one of three bands on the indie label Machu Picchu,along with the bands mouse on the keys and Enemies. This is a label formed by the members of Toe.

If you don't know them already I highly recommend you to give them a listen!

Sayounara

Sez x

Better than Tim's

Konnichiwa Everyone.

Finally I've figured out how to use "blogger", I'm sure all of you have been waiting patiently while reading Tim's absolute useless and pointless blogs. No need for that anymore because your favourite Phoria member Seryn is here and I'm going to write about my fascinating life, that's full of excitements and laughs. You HAVE to enjoy this! If now you'd still have to recommend it to all of your pals and gals. In this 1st post, I will be taking you through my favourite food and music that I'm enjoying at the moment.

Before we go into that topic, there are few rules that you need to follow when you are reading my posts.

* No "diss" comments on my posts about my poor grammars or spellings as Japanese is my mother      tongue so just get over it.

*No rasists comments.



Right, so my favourite food at the moment is this 50p noodle. Filled with filthy powder and 20 years old plastic vegetables....... but it tastes bloody good.

My favourite song at the moment is "Norway" by Beach House. Very haunting sound but manage to keep it beautiful. Awsome band! We would love to support you guys! *Wink *Wink    >_<

Sayounara


Sez  xx