My chocolate bar has melted.
The price of art.
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| Here they are squabbling over bits of my body |
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| Trewin is happy! |
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| Friends |
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| Stuffed mongoose and snake fighting - the usual |
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| Jeb prepares his "photo-shoot" face. |
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| View from the attic's rather disquieting door to nowhere |
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| "If you go down to the woods today..." |
| Nordic Giants set up |
This is my chosen view of the venue in Shaftesbury. After a hectic few days in and out of the many pittoresque towns of southern England (consorting with cameras and local folk) and a hectic few nights in the dwellings of those whose charity extends well beyond their endurance, I've taken to a nook with room for legs to stretch.
The new photos will be posted soon enough, but certainly not before all of my personal Adobe enabled demands are met. I'll tell you now that yes, I have been working out (my top tip? Wrestling robot bears).
Tonight we're playing with the mighty Nordic Giants, who are currently in the midst of their consistently entertaining soundcheck. Even here, tucked away and both-sides blindsided, Dai's drums are making my heart race with the anticipation of tonight's performance.
It's going to be a goody, and it's all in aid of Ephemeral Brazil- a charity worth your time and undivided attention. Go out there and find out about them!
I'll stay here, keeping the morale low.
Tim.
Phoria will be performing tonight at Shaftesbury arts centre from 8pm.
...with the sound of intense practice on a sunday! A SUNDAY of all things! Take note, aspiring musicians- there is no rest for the wicked. Or the neighbours.
We've got a big week lined up- we're at The Blind Tiger club in Brighton tomorrow 23/4/12, then we're heading down to the south west (where this humble young scallywag was created) for a photo sesh and what we know is going to be a great gig at Shaftesbury arts centre on Saturday for Ephemeral Brazil, who provide help and hope to vulnerable women living in the slums of south america. We feel honoured to be a part of this worthy cause. Get your ticket here.
Lots to prepare for, then!
That must be why we're working on a Sunday.
A Sunday, of all times.
Honestly.
And I'm missing the snooker.
See you tomorrow!
Tim
It's a deliciously cold and rainy bank holiday, and we're holed up in Trewin's attic working on a delicious new setlist. There's nowhere I'd rather be on a day like today than here listening to delicate piano lines and pretty little guitar motifs.
Now all it needs is a bass line phat and heavy enough to melt time.
Right, guys?
Tim
Don't worry- we're fine. I know we've been a bit quiet, but we've been having competitions to see who can squeeze Seryn into a Samsonite xSpace (even Ryanair are getting more expensive) and getting, like, so totally excited at the prospect of Ed's birthday (totally). We've been busy, yeah?
Not really.
Me, personally? I've been laying in bed drinking Bovril and watching UB40 videos on the 'musical television'.
The EP is, of course, still being tweaked and squeaked by Trewin into something lovely. We're still excited about people hearing it, and hope all your patience will be rewarded when it finally sees the light of day.
Jeb's also been beavering away, working on the exciting 360 degree visuals for our Olympic gig in August. It's been an absolute joy to see the fear and confusion behind those heavy eyes, the reliable matchstick of legal stimulation snapping them open as a shimmering screen pricks them a dry beetroot red. An absolute joy, I tell you. Don't worry - he loves it really.
Away from all my hard work, then- it's Ed's birthday!!
Happy birthday, Ed.
We've been too busy to organise anything for you, and besides we blew the celebration budget on those ballet dancing elephants for Trewin's party. They don't come cheap. (What a great party! Do you remember, Ed?)
So there we have it. Now you're all clued up.
And not a silly, gaudily packaged easter treat in sight.
Tim
All milky and lava-lamp-ish the street-lights reflecting on my big red car bonnet as I curl it round at night all sound and echoing engine...