How do we go about
it?
Well first, you
need to get stuck in an old car in the icy weather, one of you out
front squirting de-icer at the windscreen (Ed) while the other (me)
petrifies inside trying to get the heaters to work (they don't) and
skating the windscreen wipers across the still frozen windscreen when
you hear a muffled 'OK! Try it again!' over the sound of whirring
fans and pop-pickers' radio.
Then you've got to
skate on worn rubber to the train station and wait at a kind of
pick-up/drop-off roundabout for the person who claims to
represent your interests on a day-to-day basis. (This road is
no good for someone like me – someone who wouldn't know where to
put themselves if they'd been assigned their own seat at their own
birthday party in their own house and they were the only person
there, e.g. May 3rd 2013 – so there I was behind the
wheel, shuffling and moving and making little trips backwards and
forwards around one of those
'no-one-minds-we-don't-mind-you-don't-mind' blind-eye
car-park-non-car-parks out the back of Brighton station until every
other car just left a nine foot gap either end of me, placing bets on
what I was going to do next.)
I was just trying
to stay out of everybody's way, and strike the balance between my car
neither blowing up nor breaking down. It's a see-saw, this life, I
tell you.
Then you purchase
Hussein quantities of alcohol. And carrots and crisps and dips and
pizza.
Then head home to
have a business meeting.
And share stories
that go nowhere, and discuss mixing engineers and international
corporate finance and strategy. And sit in light diffused by a couple
of freshly laundered shirts because you don't have a good enough
lampshade. Headaches are for tomorrow – not now. We're talking
business and getting things done, you see.
And we're getting
on one another's nerves and tickling each other's little bones, as it
were, of contention and trying to pick the locks to each other's
thinking places.
And we discuss the
usual. How we're going and where to get there. And usually the trip
is only as far as the kitchen to get another bottle or to check the
food hasn't burned and whether any new gossip has come about in the
house – which is spilling over like bad broth with the lives of
'other people' – in the last few hours before taking a deep breath
and goodnighting to the others and diving back into the sea of six of
us too skilled in the popular arts and living too much in the shadow
of our shared cultural history to go to bed sober even once at this
stage in our slowly degrading lives.
And us chosen ones
hammer our lungs and livers and head out, as some of us fall by the
wayside late, yet early, to the nitty-gritty of where we are, and who
we are, because we're friends and not everything is easy and this
great block of iron that is us needs forging, and that needs fire,
and sometimes in a fire a hedgehog will catch alight.
And the hedgehog
will come running out from beneath the brush and swear his revenge
against all of humanity, wherein the devil will find a willing soul,
and engage us in the never-ending battle between good and evil; this
world and the next; Ant and Dec.
So how do we go
about it?
How do we go about
our business?
Like righteous
Gods. That's how. Breathing fire at the devils for your own
protection.
So...
We're still
working. We have these pictures in our heads. It's a process; it is
what it is. Just know that today is Sunday and Sunday is for bleeding
the evil out and letting the spirits in.
So get your leech
on and allow us to shower you, as ever, in our everlasting love, for
you have been invited to attend our mass.
Tim
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