07/11/18 Freizeitzentrum West (FZW), Dortmund, Germany
08/11/18 Urban Spree, Berlin, Germany
09/11/18 Heppel & Ettlich, Munich, Germany
11/11/18 Kulturbetrieb Royal, Baden, Switzerland
12/11/18 Salzhaus, Winterthur, Switzerland
15/11/18 Oslo, Hackney, UK
Lets keep this one light and industry friendly.
As passionate go-getters, we are so excited and thrilled that we are going on this exciting and thrilling mini-tour. The music we are going to play will be very exciting, and we are excited to share it with you and with each other, as we excite each other so. We are so excited about it we have yet to recognise the yawning chasm of death that awaits all animals. We are so excited about it that the mysterious forces of the universe no longer have any meaning for us, and instead of contemplating the mysteries of existence we can just float like dead ants on a colourless sea of distraction and wasted potential. We are so excited about presenting literally anything to do with ourselves that this decadencium of 21st century reality no longer contains enough conceptual bread to sustain us, and we have had to construct a new reality – named ‘&&2’ – in which to live (part of persisting in ‘&&2’ is maintaining ones own parallel existence in the world in which you (you) have lived your entire life, or as we call it ‘The Village of Small Potatoes’).
We are very excited to have become gods and can’t wait to withhold the secrets of the universe from you in order to maintain a wholly manufactured sense of intrigue fuelled mainly by your own negative self-perception.
There we go!
Put that on a t-shirt.
Tim
P.S. Great joy and abundance to all ye who enter here.
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